Petals, Kettles and Decals

The Power of the Chupa Chup

February 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I have a trade size bag of one hundred and twenty Chupa Chups in my desk drawer. They cost me seventeen pounds, but when they run out I might just have to buy another bag. I bought them for a distinct purpose but I seem to have subverted that and now we are all eating them. They are New Ultra Juicy Fruit flavour and my absolute favourite is Strawberries and Cream. The Coke flavour goes down very well with the resident adults. It is quite something to see a six foot three nineteen year old in full police uniform eating a Chupa Chup. I post them to my absent adult, who eats them discreetly for fear of appearing less masculine. When I went out the other day I saw no fewer than FOUR Chupa Chup dispensing machines in different public places. A bit like Daleks and clearly as powerful.

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